Aaron Bowersox

The Creation Magus Extraordinaire


A Little About the Man Behind the Curtain

Aaron was born in Antarctica to a nun and a traveling circus clown at the tender age of six. Turning away from the stable normality his All-American family provided him, he quickly became a pyrohypochondriac and entered Grand Valley State University as a Pirating major. Upon realizing that pirating was not a major, he chose creative writing and never looked back, unless you count that one time he did look back.

Now you too can explore the mysterious universe of the man the President of the United States has called, "The most offensive and highly wanted fugitive in all of the Bible Belt, and probably some other places too."


This squirrel represents Aaron's thirst for the truth.
He's very thirsty...for the truth only Coca-Cola
can provide.

Web Pieces

Class Projects

  • Setting Fire to Small Children
  • Voting for the Communist Party of America
  • Dumping Pollution into Drinking Water
  • Clubbing Baby Seals