(sits down at computer)
A:\>
Hmm....
A:\> HELLO
Bad command or file name
A:\> WHAT?
Bad command or file name
A:\> HELP
Bad command or file name
A:\> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Bad command or file name
A:\> GODDAMMIT!
Bad command or file name
A:\> SHUT UP, MOTHERFUCKER!
Bad command or file name, asshole
(kicks hole in monitor)
* * *
(puts on voice-recognition microphone)
(talks to self) OK, time to write this letter...
okay time to right this letter
No, don't type that! I was talking to myself!
okay time to right this letterno don't type that i was talking to myself
AGH, erase all that!
okay time to right this letterno don't type that i was talking to myselfagg erace all that
(closes the window and opens a new one)
Dear John, I wish I could go along on your trip, but previous plans prevent me from doing so.
deer jon comma i wish i could go along on you're trip comma but previous planns prevent me from doing so period
OK, I give up! (kicks hole in monitor)
deer jon comma i wish i could go along on you're trip comma but previous planns prevent me from doing so period okay i giv