Him: what does thou want to be when thou gets an occupation(and I dont mean like a Wal-Mart guy, an adult job)
Me: web site designer
Me: or computer programmer
Him: I dont see how one can make a living off of website designer
Me: you make websites and people pay you
Him: you'd have to start a big company with lots of people
Me: or monkeys. monkeys chained to computers
Me: they will do all my work for me
Him: I see........
Me: ........ees I
Him: ok.......
Me: ........ko
Him: I knew u were gonna say that
Me: i knew i was too
Him: toggaf a ma I
Him: reverse that one, ha!
Me: if you keep saying things lke that, you'll lower your self-esteem
Him: ba
Me: ab
Him: it increases ones sex appeal
Him: yeah....thats it....
Me: sure as hell hasn't worked for you yet.
Him: gar......same can be said for you too!
Him: bahahahahaha
Me: ahahahahahab
Him: at least I.....asked a girl out today so bah
Me: but did she say yes?
Him: no reply.....yet
Me: THAT'S not a telltale sign...
Him: but she hasnt gotten the note
Him: she hasnt seen it yet so how can I get a reply?
Him: answer that
Me: is she blind? cuz if she is, she won't see the note
Him: uhh...no
Me: and if she isn't, she won't go out with you
Me: bahahaha
Him: I left the note with her friend who is to give it to her tonight
Him: or tommorow. depends
Me: ok then.
Him: bah.
Him: She danced with me so she at least kinda likes me
Me: it could have been a pity-dance
Him: bah, u wish
Me: i do not wish mishap upon others
Me: it happens often enough without my help
Him: people dont pity dance when they have nothing to pity
Me: which wouldn't apply in your case.
Him: so, when was the last time YOU danced with someone. even if it was a pity dance(which it wasnt thank ye very much)
Me: i skip dancing. i go straight to the backseat
Me: .........that's it........
Him: ha!
Him: I have won the argument
Me: there was an argument?
Him: ummm....sort of
Him: she even called me on the phone once so bah again
Me: huh, phones are so platonc
Him: platonc?
Him: I am not familiar with that word
Me: platonic
Me: damned i key
Him: not familiar with that either
Me: it means superficial
Me: like a dinner plate
Him: I see......
Me: PLATE-onic
Him: I see
Him: give me a definition of ESP please
Him: brief
Me: extra-special power
Me: you can move thoughts with your mind
Him: I can move thoughts with my mind
Him: simple
Me: then you are extra-special
Him: do u mind objects?
Me: naw, objects are alright
Him: it doenst really mean Extra special power does it?
Me: as far as you know
Him: what do u mean move thoughts? I go through hundreds of thoughts everyday
Me: then you are extra-extra special
Me: you could be a psychic friend with that kind of power
Him: ok, I'm sorry I asked
Me: now you're learning.
Him: to me it seems(this is gonna sound ridiculous but) I can tell the very near future
Him: but not when I want to, it just happens
Me: it's deja-vu
Me: it's deja-vu
Him: ummm,isnt that when you see something familiar?
Me: sort of
Me: sort of
Him: for example, one day I just st art thinking of an old episode of a certain show, later that day its the one taht comes on
Me: that's more deja-vu than extra-special power, i think
Him: or at school, my history teacher mentions religions, I think Jewish and Budhism immideiatly and those are what she says
Me: that's more deja-vu than extra-special power, i think
Him: I'm confused. is this even really blakhauk?
Me: listen to your heart
Me: listen to your heart
Him: this is gay
Him: I have no idea what has happened to you
Me: bah, you got me
Me: i'm actually a 7 foot tall robot with lite-up eyes
Him: what do you mean by listen to ur heart. that is the corniest thing I have ever heard u say
Him: I cant believe i just say corny
Him: I see.......
Me: corn is a vegetable
Me: corn is a vegetable
Him: I am aware
Me: but are you aware enough?
Him: how do u resend that second IM so fast?
Me: become one with your surroundings
Me: you will understand
Him: ok, done that
Him: what next
Me: if you are really one, you will know
Me: if you are really one, you will know
Him: I had a vision!
Me: with your eyes or your mind?
Him: my mind
Him: I had a vision that Jessica IMed me and said yes. does that make me special?
Me: if this vision comes true, then your are special
Me: nay, you will be extra-special
Him: but she doesnt even have AOL
Him: or AIM for that matter
Me: then it sure as hell won't come true, will it?
Him: I will try again
Him: all I saw was an odd shape
Me: how many sides were on the shape?
Him: 1, it just curved one loop and then went down
Me: then you saw a screensaver
Him: ummm...no
Me: Curves & Colors, i believe is it's name
Him: no, it wasnt that one
Him: it was the shape of those things sports people wear when someone died
Me: the AIDS ribbon?
Him: yeah
Me: what was it's color?
Me: what was it's color?
Him: thats it
Him: orange but then it faded to white
Me: this means that you are hungry. eat an orange or you will die
Him: oh really, and how long did it take u to come up with that?
Me: then drink milk
Me: lots of milk
Him: ur turn to have a vistion
Him: vision
Him: close ur eyes and become one with ur souroundigns
Me: i cannot find any souroundigns
Me: i will try with my surroundings, instead
Him: ok
Him: thats what I meant
Me: i see.... a disembodied uvula
Me: it is saying "come to the uvula.... come to the uvula!"
Him: WTF!?
Me: that was my first reaction, too
Him: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. WHAT DO YOU DO IN UR SPARE TIME?
Him: Try again
Me: mm, ok
Me: this time i see.......brownes
Me: my visions leave something to be desired...
Him: like the football team?
Me: no, like the food
Me: brownies
Him: oh, I see
Him: this means that ur mommy is baking brownies with elephant poop in them
Me: ahh....
Me: that would explain the odors....