animatronic swirls

1. Which sentence most closely matches your political beliefs?
   "If I insult you, you can hit my face and file a discrimination suit."
   "African Americans are disenfranchised, but not so much as they used to be."
   "Whatever."
   "I'm cool with gays as long as they keep their frilly crap out of my house."
   "You're gonna die and go to hell--and you can thank Jesus' shotgun of judgment!"
2. Who is most likely to be your role model?
   Benjamin Franklin
   George Washington
   Michael Jackson
   Jesus
   Mein Fuhrer, of course!
3. How do you feel about intoxicating substances?
   I do my best thinking with a good ale!
   No harm in a whiskey now and then.
   I'm really not sure anymore.
   Sinful!
   NO WINE FOR YOU!
4. Would you die for your country?
   I already did.
   In a heartbeat.
   If I got drafted, sure.
   Not really a big fan of murder.
   I wouldn't, but you'd better.
5. Planning on getting married?
   I already am.
   It's the only reasonable thing to do.
   Maybe once or twice.
   I've got more important things to do.
   Again? But they keep dying on me!

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