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1. Which sentence most closely matches your political beliefs?
   "If I insult you, you can hit my face and file a discrimination suit."
   "African Americans are disenfranchised, but not so much as they used to be."
   "I'm cool with gays as long as they keep their frilly crap out of my house."
   "You're gonna die and go to hell--and you can thank Jesus' shotgun of judgment!"
2. When you go to bed on a typical night, what do you think?
   "What good did I do today?"
   "Come on, happy dream!"
   "I hope I don't gotta go pee before noon."
   "Wait... it's night again? Already?"
3. How do you feel about intoxicating substances?
   "The proper term is 'mind-enhancing'."
   "I don't need them, but I'm not gonna stop you."
   "They lead to sin!"
   "Have you ever really looked at your hand before? I mean, really looked?"
4. What kind of classes do/did you take in high school?
   Remedial
   Standard
   Advanced
   College

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