ATTENTION: This page was retitled from "naked chick" to "naked chicken" because an oddly large amount of people did not take my advice to redirect their browsers elsewhere and accused me of being a "porno monger", "child molestor", and "perverted individuel" (sic), among other things. Note that they could not possibly have actually clicked the link and seen the page, because they would undoubtedly have taken no offense at humorous pictures of chickens riding bicycles. To my surprise, no chickens complained. In order to avoid even more unresearched hate mail, I have retitled the page. Thanks goes out to all those that actually looked at the page before scorning the ground I walk on.*
* None of that really happened, but I had you going, huh?