Here's a whole bunch of useless Visual Basic programs that shouldn't, in all honesty, exist, except maybe that last one.

Convert normal, proper English into unintelligible AOL nonsense in one easy step. Version 3.08.
Runs silently and emits a single beep at a random time (once every few minutes). Version 1.0.
Converts hexadecimal numbers to decimal numbers and back. Version 1.0.
Ever get a forwarded e-mail with a string of > on every line? This will remove them. Version 1.0.