var quotes = new Array(
	"in soviet russia, dinner microwaves *you*!",
	"what is wrong with the sun?",
	"the world is coming to an e",
//	"when the shit jumps off, what the fuck you gonna do?",
	"homosexuals are gay",
	"(the three in a kilo mix)"
);
var num = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);
document.write("<div id=\"pagesubhead\"><p>" + quotes[num] + "</p></div>");