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I really love going to the malls and I get little chance to head to a good mall and get a few laughs in a novelty shop. If you have never been to a novelty shop and don't know what novelties are, then let me tell you that you are really missing out. A novelty shop is a great place to get gag gifts, sex gifts, and even some really bizarre light up items. Some of these stores carry items like balloons and streamers, but usually not what you would consider to be your normal party fare. It is a great place to get things that are like over the hill stuff, magic tricks and even some really strange and sometimes perverted stuff. My mother can't stand these stores; she is a real stick in the mud. Honestly, if not for my existence you would not be able to believe that this woman has ever had sex. She is as tightly wrapped as they come, and quite frankly although in need of some canned fart or something like shocking gum or pens it will never happen, I think that she would chose death over an embarrassing fate like that.

As for me, I enjoy some of the things that a novelty store has to offer. They offer things like edible panties, canes to give at the over the hill party, and just some down right funny stuff. I have even seen a few of these stores carrying things like gift wrap and cards some other things for your gift giving needs.

If you need a gift for someone that really has a sense of humor then by all means try out one of these stores. Novelties make really good gifts, especially for people who already have everything, and as long as they enjoy a good laugh then go ahead and give them the black and white jelly beans with the words Viagra written on them. Sure they may blush a little, but they will laugh a whole lot. There are so many different types of novelty items that is hard to make a list of them all in this small little blog, but the next time you are in a good mall, make a stop in at the novelty store and I am sure if nothing else you will come out blushing and laughing all at once.