updates!!! 

The UglyCat to your left is my brother Vanberge's website, and the voracious young UglyCat on the right is TankAss himself, Eric Florence...Enjoy their sites!

UPDATES:

Thursday, January 10:  Today, my classes were fun.  In math 110, I had to find the slope of lines and tell whether or not a line was a function or not.  I did that in 8th grade, so I got kind of bored during the class.  However, after class is when things really got interesting.  First, my friend Scott and I went and got some food, then I came back up to my room to do some studying.  My roommate began playing tennis for the Dreamcast, and he went crazy when he didn't win one of his matches for a bunch of money and a chance to unlock some secret players.  So, if you haven't yet, click on the first Ralph Wiggum picture and get the low-down on what went, uh...down.  It is complete with pictures and a written account of the events by myself, with a surprise visit from a well-known shit-beast of a cat...-vanbergs

Wednesday, January 9:  This morning, I am incredibly tired.  Yesterday, I finally got the webcam to work, but it always locks up after 5 minutes of uplink time, me disgusta.  Anyway, I added a bunch of pictures that act as links to various websites, such as my brother's and a couple of my friends.  Expect more photos and cool shit to surface later on this week. -vanbergs

Tuesday, January 8:  Last night, I was getting really frustrated because I couldn't get my webcam to uplink to my site, so I threw a streamline stapler at the cross-eyed cat and knocked unconscious for a few minutes.  I felt kinda bad, so I fed it some anthrax and now it walks with a limp and coughs like Eddie VanHalen.  Oh well.  More updates coming soon, so keep coming back to check.  -Vanbergs

Monday, January 7:  Today was the first day of the new semester of school.  No me gusta.  My classes seem decent at best, and this webpage is frustrating me beyond words, so I will ask all my visitors to download the song "Death or Glory" by Six Feet Under.  It is the worst and best song ever, just because of how funny it actually is.  Stay tuned, more updates and funny P.O.D. awfulness are on the way, so everyone can warn me on aol for that. 

This cross-eyed devil beast, when clicked upon, will lead you to another splendid "Van" by the name of Wesley Vanlandschoot *kissy face*