Adventures with Anon: 30/03/2000
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fuck off, a$$hol!!!!1
Anon had just beat yet another newbie in StarCraft, and instead of the usual "gg" (good game), he got this. Come to think of it, "gg" wasn't that usual at all anymore. More often than not, it was "stfu", "fuck off", or the ever-imaginative "fuck u."
Next came the definitely-usual "u st00pid maphacker! im totaly gonna tell every1 that ur a maphacker!!!!1." Once they both got back to the chat channel, Anon started a convesation with this newbie.
<Anon_1> What's your problem?
<{cG}u_wi11_D1E!> ur a fuckin maphacker, dats wtf is wrong!!!
<Anon_1> Uhh, no, actually. I've practiced and I'm good. What's the matter, can't survive if you aren't playing Big Game Hunters?
<{cG}u_wi11_D1E!> stfu, d00d!!1 ur so st00pd!!
<Anon_1> Also, I was wondering: Why does your kind always use half-sentences, non-words, and generally type like a monkey on crack?
<{cG}u_wi11_D1E!> cuz d00d! its ezer 2 tipe "u instead of "you"
<Anon_1> You cannot honestly tell me that it takes you that much longer to type 2 extra letters. It'd make you look a lot less stupid if you used at least semi-proper English, you know.
<{cG}u_wi11_D1E!> jUst stfu, mofo!!!!12
<Anon_1 sighs>