The Mr. Zealot Show
Written by Brandon_8888
IT'S THE MR. ZEALOT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty dit--Now, to the show.
Mr. Zealot finds himself inside Mona Shores High School. Who knows what "wonders" he will discover?
As Mr. Zealot walks into the school, he spots many... winners... walking around being... winners. He spots a pale Pail lying on the floor, unconsious, as a big person, who he will call "PHIL", laughs and steps on his aorta. Mr. Zealot is disgusted at this sight, but retains his composure--as well as his lunch.
He hears MANY loud noises coming from a room known as the "Burger King and peanut butter room." Mr. Zealot hears his stomach rumble and steps in. WHAT'S THIS!?!? It's a... thing, watching a... thing, eating many... things, and pausing the other... thing. Mr. Zealot is confused. After he sees a Mr. Peterson getting a D- for his semester grade, he leaves sad and disturbed. Will he ever find what he is looking for?? That is, someone... NORMAL!?!?
Mr. Zealot is getting scared. Just then, a heavy set woman walks down the hall winking and looking like a certain Ms. Bradshaw. Mr. Zealot runs away to the Spanish hall. HOLACOMOESTASMUYBIENPESOSDENADAAYIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Mr. Zealot can't believe what he is hearing!!! It's some sort of alien language. WHAT'S THAT?!?!? It's big Phil's giggly brother, CHARLES!!!! HE'S COMING THIS WAY!!!!! "HELP," Mr. Zealot exclaims!!!! On his other side, some "fresh men"......... are coming!!!! WHAT WILL HE EVER DO!!! If only he had a Hobag or a Zergling to help. Alas, Mr. Zealot meets his fate. He is turned into a muffin and thrown in with the TRASH.... obviously. Mr. Zealot is no more...
The End
IT'S THE END OF THE MR. ZEALOT SHOW!!!!!! doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY doo a ditty ditty dum ditty do HEY.