12-4-05
interesting.
friday: had some class, did some crap, then went out with mandie.
we went ice skating the wrong way around the rink giving people high fives!
then we got ice cream and saw harry potter.
it was a good time.
yesterday: got up, chilled, then went to the photo lab for like five hours and finally finished printing all my images.
now i just have to find the elusive 4-ply mat board and mount them.
the immensely complicated tale of a pizza, urine, and vomit on a saturday night:
ok so after the photo lab, i met up with dan, megs and jake and we all went to the basketball game.
it was made into a fun time by dan and me making up the theme song for Boner City: USA, which we sang the whole night.
here are some of the lyrics:
boner cityyyyy, USA!
yeahhh yeahhh yeahhhhhhhh!
we got moustaches! and jello shots!
and an OPEN DOOR POLICYYYYY!!!!!!
yeah thats about all we have so far, but its great.
anyways, since i have a crapload of money left on my debit, i offer to pay for some pizza, but only if i didn't have to order it.
big mistake.
megs orders two large pizzas near the end of the game, and we head over to papa john's.
when we get there we find out that somehow she ordered SQUARE pizzas a.k.a. TWENTY-SIX DOLLARS FOR TWO PIZZAS!
so i pay for the pizzas cuz there was no turning back then, and i don't even eat any while we are there and now i have a whole pizza to carry around for the whole night.
after papa john's we end up at this party in campus view, but before we went in dan wrote my name with pee in the snow!
thanks dan!
the party was pretty much insane, we didn't really know what was going on because there were like a million people there and all kinds of craziness was going on.
that is were i snapped the picture for this entry, if you want a general feeling of the party...
so dan and i are wanting to leave, and as we are walking out, we see two cops in an unmarked car watching this guy run out to a car with a fifth of smirinoff in his hand.
good times.
alright so now we are heading over to big dan's for his kegger he has been talking up at country place.
it was ok, but we ended up going over to campus west to katie's birthday party (adam came and ate a piece of my pizza in the car on the way).
that was almost as crazy as the other party, so me, megs, meg, and adam walked back to country place.
megs and i talked about how most people at grand valley, and most of the west siders we have met, well...are a bunch of closed minded assholes.
anyways, dan and jake came back and we headed over to high tree where jake lives and where laura, megan and beers ended up.
i brought in my pizza cuz i wanted to have a few drinks.
i had a shot of 'fireball' which was interesting.
then i take ONE BITE out of a piece of the pizza i payed 26 bucks for, and give the rest to laura, who gives it back to me, then i throw it at megan and it gets on the floor.
then we played some beer bong and hung out for a while and i signed the giant ice cream cone and it was all good...
UNTIL, nikki, laura's friend starts to feel sick.
long story short, she pukes in the bathroom and then lays down on the couch, then starts to puke all over herself.
real nice.
so meg, laura and kristin get her back to their place and i guess she is fine now.
buuuuut this was soon forgotten about because when we all woke up in the morning some other girl had PEED ON THE FLOOR.
who does that??
anyways, i slept on a pull out couch bed thing with dan and megs.
whew, great times.
so to bring this story to a fitting close, when we woke up in the morning, we discovered the pee, and of course, the remenants of my pizza, which had two peices left.
both with bites taken out of them.
it's probably still there.
recap:
"meg" is mcshane, "megs" is tall megan.
dan peed my name in the snow.
some girl peed in jakes apartment on the floor in multiple places.
nikki threw up and created all kinds of drama i wont go into, but its ok now i hope.
i slept with megs and dan, which was freaking hilarious.
i got a new nickname, 'glasses' because a guy was asking me if my dreams were in focus cuz i don't wear my glasses in my sleep.
then he threw a gatorade bottle at me.
i ate one bite of the pizza i paid 26 dollars for.
the end.
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