11-2-05
alex showed me a thread on one of his subaru forums where people were asked to:
"draw something stupid that you have done in paint"
after laughing my ass off for 45 minutes and getting thoughly distracted from my 5 page paper, i decided to do some of my own.
the most obvious choice would have been to do the time alex tried to impress some hot ladiez in 8th grade by jumping a curb on his bike.
this resulted in his front tire flying off in mid air and alex painfully crashing to the ground.
he still has scars on his arms.
unfortunately this type of bike crash had already been done...twice.
i also thought about doing the time meet ran into the fence at recess trying to catch a football...then did the exact same thing the next day.
or the time i tried to jump my bike off a huge mound of dirt at crestwood and did a nose dive, somehow landing with my nuts on the bar of my bike.
or the time chris nutted himself crossing telegraph on his bike.
or the time i was driving with alex's cousin in his grandpa's truck on a narrow dirt road up north without my seatbelt on and ended up running into a tree and getting stuck.
yes i have encountered many a dumb moment in my life.
but i only had the time and patience to do two...for now anyways.
the first one i did because it translated well into paint, and made me look like a complete ass.
the second one i did because it is a car forum, and it was hilarious!
keep in mind both are true stories so until i decide to do any more, enjoy!
the end!
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