the class of 'never did'
Jim and his Allen, his T.A.'s with T&A, and a lawsuit for wrongful prosecution
sunken-butt and other 'unda da sea' adventures
the Derek Hinkle photo shoot of 2002
the bottomless funny pouch in all of its incomprehensible glory
John Candy wearing a fucking dress
sheep's brain, thinly sliced and stuffed through a locker vent
ice fishing with a stereo and zero success
Mrs. Andrada's required books
The Kettler Gazzette
Taco Bell bitches
VG's supermarket and all of their remodeling
Uncle Tom, vodka, a whirlpool and the speechless neighbor
Chandy Ambers, 1984-never
Chandy Ambers as [insert superhero]
bees
The Hayloft
short-shorts Jim and all of his encouragement/aggrivation throughout the years
miniature golf with the Gillespie family
"Evil Empire, my favorite." -Mark G.
"Get out of here, Caldwell." -Mills
"Caldwell, wake up." -Mills
Deez Hoes, the hit album by CC, whom only cool chicks can do. He's over it.
kerosene fumes as an uninvited source of musical inspiration
Star Wars
"Would you get going, you pirate?" -Lando Calrisian
tipping kayaks and paddleboats, losing shoes in the water
drunken & lovelorn trips to Ferndale, chasing tail on Independence day
old mathematics instructors/coaches, you fucked us over good
Nate Kalish's Wildfire and the primates at The Cave
G.R. Firefighters
what happens when you place a dry blanket over smoldering coals
weapons and/or landmines in the car, thanks officer
suspended driver's licenses
lakewater of Fenton
sunken cell-phones (still ringing)
subzero/sweltering garages
moldy/vacant basements
trespassed construction sites
Harrison Ford (circa 1994)
Bruce Grove, mountain man, who lets go because he can
Bruce "there go the goddamn brownies" Dern
Kids on Kayaks (K-Okay)
semi-trucks crashing thru the wall into unsuspecting people
the thought of deflating Big Tom with a needle
smothered by homosexuals at a Bjork concert
"Is he shitting?" -anonymous girl
Boats, the band
Midnight Blues Cruiser
Goat Destroyer
Ron Kinney of St. John's parish
The Bronco and the "Never-Ever" incident
The Tender Testicle
Stromboli
saran wrap and other crap in the street
dead motorcyclists
Jeff Book-Anthony
Larry the neighbor in yo' house, stuck in yo' walls
various women of Grand Rapids
shirtless masculine dance parties
hand claps, flaps and tamborines
a couple hundred beers and an occasional cigar (outside)