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Others' thoughts...  

Life...

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
- Anonymous

"We are the unwilling, led by the unqualified, doing the unnecessary for the ungrateful."
-Vietnamese graffiti


"Ah, live fast, love hard, leave a beautiful corpse... Not really. More live dull, think 'why bother' and leave a note saying goodbye."
-Neil Gaiman

“Once the game is over the king and the pawn go back in the same box.” 
- Italian Proverb

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

"All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts."

"Laugh at your problems; everybody else does."

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton 

"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself." 
- Anais Nin (1903-1977) 

"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'"
-Don Marquis

"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors." 
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past." 
- Roberston Davies

"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over."
Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950)

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
Bill Watterson, cartoonist

"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"If life was a box of chocolates, it'd be pretty empty."

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves." 
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." 
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963) 

"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist."
- Indira Ghandi

Relationships... "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." 
- Oscar Wilde

"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high." 
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

"Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy." 
- Ambrose Bierce

"I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell." 
- Harry S. Truman

"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." 
- Dorothy Nevill

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. "

"Love thine enemies... it really pisses them off".

"If you love something, set it free.
If it doesn't come back,
hunt it down and kill it."

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " 
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) 

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." 
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance" 
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

States of Mind... "Cynicism is the unpleasant way of saying the truth." 
-Lillian Hellman 

"Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else."

"The man who knows something knows that he knows nothing at all."

"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is." 

"I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia."

"I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf." 
- Robert Bloch

"The world is round; it has no point." 
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world." 
- George Bernard Shaw

"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with." 
- Bob Wells

Religion... "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
- Steven Weinberg

"It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and greatest cruelty."
- Ilka Chase

"Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address."
- Lane Olinghouse

Stupidity and Education... "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant as you were a year ago."
- Bernard Berenson

"Without fools there would be no wisdom."

"Be incomprehensible.  If they can't understand, they can't disagree."

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. " 
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) 

"Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space."
- Diana Black

"The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing."

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." 
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " 
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." 
- Paul Erdos 

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." 
- Will Durant 

"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" 
- Niels Bohr (1885-1962) 

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. " 
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977) 

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. " 
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961) 

"The covers of this book are too far apart. " 
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. " 
- Mark Twain (1835-1910) 

War... "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. "
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."
- David Friedman

"You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake." 
- Jeannette Rankin