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They love nothing better than sipping free-trade gourmet coffee, leafing through the Sunday New York Times,
and listening to David Sedaris on NPR (ideally all at the same time).
Apple products, indie music, food co-ops, and vintage T-shirts make
them weak in the knees.
They believe they’re unique, yet
somehow they’re all exactly the same, talking about how they “get”
Sarah Silverman’s “subversive” comedy and Wes Anderson’s “droll” films.
They’re also down with diversity and up on all the best microbrews,
breakfast spots, foreign cinema, and authentic sushi. They’re organic,
ironic, and do not own TVs.
You know who they are: They’re
white people. And they’re here, and you’re gonna have to deal.
Fortunately, here’s a book that investigates, explains, and offers
advice for finding social success with the Caucasian persuasion. So
kick back on your IKEA couch and lose yourself in the ultimate guide to
the unbearable whiteness of being.
Praise for STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE:
“The
best of a hilarious Web site: an uncannily accurate catalog of dead-on
predilections. The Criterion Collection of classic films? Haircuts with
bangs? Expensive fruit juice? ‘Blonde on Blonde’ on the iPod? The
author knows who reads The New Yorker and who wears plaid.” –Janet Maslin’s summer picks, CBS.com
“The
author of "Stuff White People Like" skewers the sacred cows of lefty
Caucasian culture, from the Prius to David Sedaris. . . . It gently
mocks the habits and pretensions of urbane, educated, left-leaning
whites, skewering their passion for Barack Obama and public
transportation (as long as it's not a bus), their idle threats to move to Canada, and joy in playing children's games as adults. Kickball, anyone?” –Salon.com
“A
handy reference guide with which you can check just how white you are.
Hint: If you like only documentaries and think your child is gifted,
you glow in the dark, buddy.” –NY Daily News
About the Author
Christian Lander is the creator of the website Stuff White People Like.
He is a Ph.D. dropout who was the 2006 public speaking instructor of
the year at Indiana University. He has lived in Toronto, Montreal,
Copenhagen, Tucson, Indiana, and now Los Angeles, where he lives with
his wife, Jess, a photographer who contributed many of the photos in
the book.
Christian Lander - with some
photographic help from his wife Jessica Lander - has succeeded in
transforming into book form his blog site STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE and
the result is a compendium of 150 idiosyncrasies that mark white people
as a groupie well worth 'mocking'. Lander writes so well that his
zingers remain on target while providing entertainment for the reader
instead of producing a mockery or lambast too personal to continue. The
first clue to his universal approach is the subtitle of the book, 'A
Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions', and if you don't
catch the humor in that then much of the book will be lost on you!
After reading some of the 'Stuff' Lander lists we begin to feel the
artifice of Lander's thinking; the long list of everyday items, as
defined or described by Lander, spreads in comic relief the
pretentiousness, the shallow desire to be 'with it', the countless fads
we indulge while denying the commonality of those items, and the way
'white people' are perceived by the world at large - both at home and
abroad. It has been said that nothing is funnier than reality and this
book proves that statement 150 times - with many more thoughts
initiated by the book that extend the depth of comedy in the 'unique
tastes' we claim. For instance, one favorite thing to discuss is public
transportation, heralded as a big city luxury worth expanding into the
little cities, but stopping short when the word 'bus' enters the
conversation. 'When it comes to the subject it's best to understand
that white people do not recognize public transit as a viable option
until a subway line is built that runs directly from their house to
their work. Until that time, public transportation is a luxury only for
New Yorkers and Europeans, sort of like opera.'
Other topics addressed range from Netflix, Veganism/Vegetarianism,
Microbreweries, Yoga, Tea, Black Friends/Gay Friends, Portland, Oregon
to San Francisco prejudices, Bakeries, Hardwood Floors, Integrity
(versus 'selling out'), Natural Medicine, Plays, Cheese, Therapy - the
list seems endless. From Following Their Dreams, to where to
visit/vacation (Third World Countries for all the wrong reasons) to the
importance of knowing how to give 'the good dinner party', Lander finds
truths that cause us to ache a bit in acknowledging but force us to
relax and really laugh at how each of these item is so very true.
To continue on another thing ('stuff') that Lander addresses,
Awareness of just how each of these traits define us in the brush with
reality that will perhaps not only entertain us while reading this
wisely humorous book, but will also turn on the light to the acceptance
that 'white people' have become as marginalized as other social groups
who have long since found audiences who delight in the 'truth
confessionals' that fill our computer YouTube and TVs - oh, but then
real white people don't own TVs.... Christian Lander has a major hit on
his hands. Read this and share this. It is hilariously entertaining!
Grady Harp, July 08
Lander's satire is brilliant. As another reviewer suggested (albeit in
a negative light) Lander thinly disguises narcissistic pretentiousness
under a thin veil of irreverent self depreciation. Unfortunately, I
think this other reviewer missed the point; you see, as Lander states
many times throughout the book, "it's a win-win situation...white
people just can't lose." The association of author, content, form, and
tone are so tightly wound it's no wonder that the book's significance
can only be fully accessed and appreciated by those millions who share
the author's "unique taste."
As a proud member of Lander's cohort army of unread NEW YORKER
collecting, Che Guevara admiring, Canadian emigration threatening,
Asian girl loving, knowing what's best for poor people thinking I say
we should all grab a copy and ride our bicycles to the nearest
independent fair trade organic coffee house (the one overlooking the
water), open our MacBooks to illuminate the requisite logo on the
backside of the LCD screen, while proudly holding STUFF WHITE PEOPLE
LIKE (SWPL) open at face level for all to see our superior creativity
and uniqueness.
I leave you with a true story: This morning, in ironic fashion, I
actually rode an LA METRO Bus to my work (a non-profit where I hold a
management position), and proudly read SWPL without shrouding its
cover. As you can imagine, the befuddled looks about the faces of my
fellow bus riders (all non-white people) were the stuff of hilarity...
not to mention how awesome it was to be the only white person around!
Stuff People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions,
by Christian Lander, is laugh-out-loud funny. The book jumps right in
with 150 things white people like. There are black and white
photographs throughout, many of which were taken by his wife. The end
of the book has a handy list of the 150 things white people like and a
checklist to see what percentage of white you are.
Note: this is not a book about all white Americans, but a book on
the white cultural creatives (cc's) (if you know who they are, then you
are probably one of them,) that make up over one-third of the
population. Many of the defining characteristics of the cc's can be
found in the "stuff" Landers writes about, like enjoying the outdoors,
organic food, being an environmentalist, caring about education and so
on.
Another defining characteristic of the cc's is the belief that they
are a unique and authentic bunch--something Landers has too much fun
poking at.
There are tips throughout for those seeking to befriend a white person that are hilarious.
The following excerpts will give you a taste of the book:
* Coffee: "For the most part, white people love Starbucks, although
they will profess o hate how the chain is now a multi international
corporation."
* Organic food: "Because of the balance of global wealth and power,
there is a general assumption that white people are pretty shrewd. And
for the most part, history has proven this to be true. But white people
have one great weakness: organic food."
* Having black friends: "...an abundance of black fiends (defined
in white culture as two) also enables a white person to be the resident
expert on African-American issues when there are no black people
around."
* Multilingual child: All white people their children to speak another language. There are no exceptions."
Dinner Parties: Outside of dictatorships and a few murder trials,
there might not be a more rigorous judgement process in the modern
world."
I love that the bio on the back cover includes the fact that he is a Ph.D dropout.
I was also impressed that Landers is up on the water bottle and paper/plastic vs. canvas bag wars. He knows his culture.
Highly recommend.
From the author of the award winning book, Harmonious Environment:
Beautify, Detoxify and Energize Your Life, Your Home and Your Planet.
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