Allen Gia-Bao Trieu (October 9, 1984 -present) is a Vietnamese-American student at Grand Valley State University (Allendale, Michigan). He has recently become famous for numerous accomplishments which have bettered the planet we know as Earth. He first gained notoriety for single handedley integrating the Zeeland Public School system, becoming not the first Asian student ever at Zeeland High School, but the first one to get a 1 on the AP Calculus exam. In his later teens, he would set a number of world records such as most number of days wearing unmatching socks and consecutive days without flossing his teeth.     Born in Holland, Michigan to a family of travelling musicians, much of Trieu's early life was spent wallowing in his own filth and dancing to 80's new wave records. At the age of four, he participated in an indoor football game in his family's living room. While diving for a tackle, Trieu's left eye endured a vicious collision with a chair. The injury left him bruised but not broken. He got nine stitches in his eye lid, but was back on his swing set within a week. At six, he became the first child in America to learn all of the lyrics to the "Go Ninja" rap popularized by rapper Vanilla Ice and the movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze. At the age of 12, he found one of his grandfather's Playboy Magazines under a couch, thus ending his childhood.         Upon enrolling at Zeeland High School, Trieu immediately made his presence felt. His freshman year, he fell down the stairs between classes, bringing laughter to the halls during an otherwise dreary day. He is widely regarded as a pioneer as he took on the often racially biased administration and demanded that he be given a second piece of pizza in the cafeteria line.         As Trieu blossomed into a man, he continued to impact the West Michigan area. He once made a game winning shot in beer pong under his leg. At the age of 20, he made a life changing decision by not cutting his hair, thus bringing about the affections of many young ladies. He is now pursuing a career in film and is being referred to by many in Hollywood as a less ripped, less handsome Bruce Lee who doesn't know kung-fu.         - Facebook