The Death of a Phone Book..........

On the afternoon of Thursday January 10, my roommate Scott (pictured below) was engaged in an epic videogame battle of Tennis for the Sega Dreamcast.  In a match that required him to win six games, he was up 3 games to 1, then the cheating A.I of the game clicked into high gear...he lost that match and the one following it.  Then in total frustration, he took out his whaling knife and said, "I need something to cut up."  At this time, I suggested the phone book.  Hesitantly, he picked up the phone book and cautiously tore away at the literary listing of phone numbers.  What ensued was the epitome of teenage angst as a result of videogames:  He began enjoying his destruction of the Allendale telephone book, and soon, paper shards were strewn about our dorm room floor.  I was laughing hysterically as the goin-ons got goin on.  The pictures of the destruction don't do it justice, but it is an attempt to recreate the situation.  Good day.

Chronology of Pictures:  Scott readies his Death Knife, Scott wields Knife like homicidal maniac, I become frightened, papers go everywhere in the bloodbath and destruction, and finally, UglyCat comes in and jacks everyone up with his possessed demon claw and all is well in our dormitory.