Food

Lindsey Likes her food. she also has strong opinions about food. Read and learn.

- Food should not be loud. at any time. If she tells you that you eat like her grandma, you're in trouble.

- If ou need to drink something, drink it QUIETLY. Sense a trend?

- On the topic of loud foods. combos. Who on this planet eats pretzel Combos? No one, that's who. stick with the cracker kind. They're better, and the pretzels are a lot louder.

- For the love of God and all things holy, under NO circumstances do cold drinks belong in MUGS (hot drink containers). Unless of course Lindsey is in a jam and NEEDS the H2O to be in a mug that she had coffee in earlier. Think about it... especially those "travel mugs" with the lids- they're loud. loud, if you haven't noticed, is bad when it comes to food.

- Lemonade? NO! (Unless ther's nothing else. Then MABYE if it's raspberr lemonade)

- Iced tea? NO WAY! Don't offer. Apparently it smells like horse pee.

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