Miscellaneous

These items are not a part of the donut Box conversatins. However, the are things that the author thinks are important and the reader should keep in mind...

- I cannot stress enough that Lindsey laughs. A lot. But you should know that by now. It is, however, important to note that coffee will increase the laughter by at least 100%, and will often DECREASE the amount of sense she makes once the laughter kicks in. If she is tired the same thing will occur. If you mix the two, tired & coffee, you will get a combination that will rock your world. She will not only make perfect sence but the thoughts that come out of her mouth is so logical that no one other then her will understand, for the logic occurs entirely in her mind... but it is there.

- There are certain words that drive Lindsey nuts and shall not be written on this page. However, you can figure them out from these mini riddles- What is a small book called?
What is another word for broshure? If you were smart enough to figure out the answers to the riddle you must NEVER say them. Just keep a mental note and NEVER refer to them again.
The Beginer's Guide to Lindsey Fuchs has gnerously been called a "book" out of respect for this pet peeve.

- Frequently, Fuchs will throw out a random quote from a movie, and expect you to be able to tell her where it came from. This can often be very difficult, since the cuote will usually be very obscure, and will not necessarily always make sense in the context of your converstation. Just play along. This movie quoting consists approximently 90% of her vocabulary and sometimes goes unnoticed since she is so tallented at being witty with her choice of words. The quote may just fit! A helpful hint: guessing any movie starring Jim Carey will put you at least close to the answer 9 times out of 10.

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