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Quotes are organized by game.
The Fire-Ice Brigade - Erin Klitzke
"Were you the one who sent me to do the pelvic
examination on the drag queen?" -- Liz, as Shotgun
"Well, before I die, I'm going to see how many licks
it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!" -- Liz,
as Shotgun
"Roll to bitchslap Whiplash." -- Liz
"What mental health?" -- Kristie, as
Whiplash
"Roll to bitchslap Whiplash." -- Liz
(yes, I know that one's there twice)
"Oops." -- Erin, as Burn
"Hey buddy! Fallen through a dimensional
rift? Let me buy you a nice, cold Mike's Hard Lemonade!" -- Joe
"What's wrong, Natalya? Speechless?" -- Kristie,
as Whiplash
(singing) "I will survive!" -- Liz and Joe, as
Shotgun and Alex
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" -- Liz,
Kristie, Josh, Diane, and Joe
"We're all going to die! We're all going to
die." -- Liz, as Shotgun
"Oh! SHIT!" -- Joe, as Alex
"We're all going to die! We're all going to
die." -- Liz, as Shotgun (yes, I know, another one that's on twice)
Dark Ansalon - Dave Kiser
"It's called a shirt, Coramoor. Some
people wear them." -- Josh
"The bitch is where?!" -- Erin (#3),
as Krystal
<in a high voice> "Now look here girl, nyawananana!"
-- Erin (#3), as Krystal, to Dave, as Ashfire
<using hands as quote marks> "For my "TRY-YAL..."
-- Nick, as/referring to Pierce
"And I think it'll end with "WHEEEEE!""
-- Erin (#3), about Armana, played by Jill
"I can help you celebrate later." -- Jill,
as Armana, to Dave, as Victor
"Spar spar, spar spar spar, spar spar."
-- Josh and Kristie
"No more grievous penalty of suck!" -- Josh,
having gotten the feat to reduce his penalty on his mercurial great sword (AKA,
the really pretty claymore)
"Huh?" -- Josh, having been caught not paying
attention (again)
"Uh, I think I just came down with a bad case of
dead." -- Josh, before realizing that he'd forgotten to add another 12
hit points to Kash's total
"You're my Special Friend!" --
Kristie, as Reece (who was just turned into a Kender), to Josh, as Kash
"Hey! Your ear twitches just like my
studmuffin's does!" -- Kristie, as Reece (Kender), to Diane, as
Bailey
"Here, Reece, play with Sair." -- Erin
(#2) as Jude, to Kristie as Reece (Kender)
"It's a small world. What a
coinkidink!" -- Erin (#3) as Krystal to Dave, as Govan
Palladium blended on "puree" -
Nick Diggs
Derek: Doctor.
Jade: Captain.
Derek: Doctor.
Jade: Captain.
-- Nick and Erin (#2), as Derek and Jade
"It's like heroin!" -- Kristie
Dark Ansalon: Second Generation - Dave Kiser
Caitlin: We need a ball.
Jeanelle: Well, we've got four right here, but I don't
think either of them want to part with them.
-- Erin 2 & 3 as Caitlin and Jeanelle regarding balls...of several types
"Your mother's tried to kill me plenty of
times...mostly before were were married, when she tried to cook for
me." -- Dave as Coramoor to Erin (#3) as Jeanelle
"I thought you had a gelding appointment today,
Dad." -- Erin (#3) as Jeanelle to Dave as Coramoor
<very animatedly> "So why is it I feel like a
third wheel when there's four of us!?" -- Erin (#2) as Caitlin to
Dave as Davil
Turnings of the Wheel: The Second Age - Erin Klitzke
"Hi, I'm Callista, can I stay with you forever?"
-- Kristie, as Callista, to Erin (#2), as Decker
"No, no, don't hurt my darling!" -- Kristie, as
Callista, regarding Decker
Erin 2: Erin, what are you doing?
Erin 3 (as Jeanette): I'm hiding behind the
counter. You think I'm stupid?
-- Erin 2 & 3, regarding the fight in Rockefeller Plaza
"I like her." -- Trig, as Kat, about the
Hand
"Any good conventions in town?" -- Erin #3,
as Jeanette, to Erin #2, as Karinlyyn
Turnings of the Wheel: The Second Age: The New Class - Erin Klitzke
"Intergalactic whore." -- Eric,
regarding Henri's character
"Temporal gigolo." -- Henri, correcting Eric
"Son of a bitch, Marcus!" -- Moogle
Dave as Liberty, upon discovering that Marcus takes very cold showers
"Get caught up on the weather, traffic...hot kinky
sex...." -- Eric
"Date it....No! Date it!" --
Moogle Dave and Erin (#2) regarding...something? (much fun when discussing
relationships and archaeology)
Marcus: You haven't heard the Emperor sing.
Arin: I've heard stories.
Marcus: They don't do it justice.
-- Henri as Marcus and Erin #2 as Arin
The Robotech Saga -
Gary Greene
"Hey, Mister! The Pinball God is
back!" -- little kid to Steve (Mike), regarding Solvis (John)
"This day has been far too long and far too
short..." -- Mike as Steve, after having his memory erased but
remaining overstressed
"So this is like Minmei versus
Intelligence?" -- John, regarding Seth (Andrew)'s new feud with
Lynn Minmei
Seth (upon noticing Squiggy telling a medic that
orange juice fixes everything): Wait, let me guess. He's in Fox
Squadron, isn't he?
Jade: Yep.
(Andrew looks at Gary): And Seth begins to weep.
-- Andrew as Seth and Erin #2 as Jade
"Sir, I apologize for being a pilot." --
Ben (as George) to Andrew (as Seth)
"Your manuscript has been read, rejected, burned,
and returned to you. Please consider revisions." -- Andrew,
regarding a statement by Ben about the book he will write when he is old and
gray
George: Sir, we have a major problem.
Steve: A new one?
-- Ben as George and Mike as Steve, regarding Squiggy
MP: ...placing military personnel under emotional
duress...
Steve: He's good at that.
-- Gary as MP to Mike as Steve, regarding Squiggy
"Next time they turn on the vibrator, they need to
tell me first." --
Diane (as Natalya) as the SDF-1 encounters turbulence
"Crap. I don't have a camera." -- Thoughts
through Solvis' (John) head upon seeing a scantily clad Natalya (Diane) working
on his Veritech
"That was a 7-point landing -- on the Richter
scale!" -- Andrew (as Seth) on the SDF-1's landing on Mars
"Can I get transferred to a different
command?" -- David (as his Zentraedi character) on serving under
Khyron to Breetai
"Does Doc smell pregnant to you?" --
Mike Adams as Cythe to Kristie as Whiplash
Rebirth of the Valiant Lancers - Erin Klitzke
"I don't think we're in Chaos
anymore." -- Dave
The Essence of Night - Dave Kiser
"Man...this is just like the first time I smoked
pot!" -- Diane as Brie, regarding waking up after being Embraced
"Oh my gosh! I got stuck in a bad movie! How
did I get stuck in a Jerry Bruckheimer film?!" / "I must be in a
bad dream...I'm somehow working in a Jerry Bruchiemer movie!" -- Diane as Brie,
regarding finding out that her friends are vampires, a weretiger, and a ghoul
"Now I know I'm in a bad dream...I woke up and I'm
working on Queen of the Damned!" -- Diane, as Brie, regarding
finding out she's been Embraced
"I don't know, all I remember from that night is a lot
of purring." -- Dave as Victor, regarding the night he spent in
Brie's (Diane's) room
"I feel like I'm in an Indiana Jones
movie." -- Diane, as Brie
"Good movies. It's a shame George Lucas had
anything to do with them." -- Diane as Brie regarding Star
Wars and Indiana Jones
Beckett: Brie, why do you have to take everything
to a new sexual level? I mean, the comment was perfectly innocent.
Brie: What? I just meant that I'd rather watch him sit
in boxer briefs and meditate!
Beckett: I was talking about meditating period!
-- Erin #2 and Diane as Beckett and Brie
Advent
of the Goddesses - Diane Kowalski
"Wait, I probably know her. I went Priestess
hopping." -- Andrew, regarding his character knowing a priestess they were going to
visit
"Call 1-800-SUMMON ME." -- Diane, to Andrew (who
plays a summoner)
"Dude! You cut your hair!" -- Trig as Kala to
Diane as Sayoko
"Urge to flip her off...." -- Trig, regarding
Sayoko
"You know, if you're trying to pick up a woman, you
usually want them to take off more than just their jewelry." -- Kristie
as Del to Andrew as Bleis regarding Bleis' request to Erin 2 as Omni to take
off a necklace
"Mages are weird." -- Kristie, as Del
#RS_Bar_and_Grill
<Indy`> Actually, last time I checked, he couldn't
cook.
<`Kaz> You check on them?
<`Kaz> What....are they running around like a little
ant farm?
<`Kaz> Just drop in some character food for them now
and then?
-- Erin 2 (Indy) and Kaz (Chris) talking about characters
Prophecies - Dave Kiser
"That's it, I'm going back to the Two Rivers!"
-- Erin #3 as Rosa
"Whoo-ee! Look at that heifer!" -- Dave,
as Rosa's fiancé
Rosa: Well, I suppose we should go back to
town...do whatever it is we're getting paid to do.
Kayley: But I just found a lead!
-- Erin #3 & 2 as Rosa and Kayley, after Kayley finds a single perfect
wolf footprint
From Life
A sound byte for your listening pleasure....a few brief
moments proving that some gamers, in fact, can sing. The song is
"Particle Man" and the singers are the gentlemen of Alternative
Realties.
AR Particle Man.wav
"Excuse me, I'm a refugee..... in my homeland it's pop."
-- Bill (Erin #2's brother), who goes to school in Rhode Island (Johnson
and Wales University)
"I have to fill my gas up with car...er...car up with gas."
-- Kristie
"Yay! I have evil minions! Evil
minions, evil minions..."
-- Liz, ONA VP
"Would you guys please put down the phallic symbol?"
-- Erin "Doc" Klitzke, telling the boys of AR to stop playing with
an icicle
The first of many musical stylings from the AltReal
Singers...the full version of "Particle Man" for your listening
pleasure.
AltReal Singers - Particle Man.wav
