“He's a smooth operator.
He's also not to bad at Jenga.”
Chris Slattery is a Junior at Grand Valley State University. He doesn't win awards, but he has some amazing credentials, like being the head writer for a college radio show... or being the entertainment/opinion editor on his high school newspaper... or writing a friend-acclaimed column on his Facebook page (and an archive here). He also occationally makes music on the GarageBand program on his MacBook, which he cherishes more than human life.
Citizens have been urged to close their windows, lock their doors, and wait for the storm to pass. Meteorologists speculate that Snow will last at least another four months. According to Stan Thunder, a local weatherman, people should have expected this monstrosity a lot sooner. "The warning signs were all there; it was nearing the end of the year, the temperature was getting colder."[…]
I also know practically nil about Kwanzaa. So, to find out a little more about Kwanzaa -true story- I decided to type "Kwanzaa" in the URL bar on my Mac, as I apparently have no idea how to use a computer, either. After working out the necessary kinks and finding the fountain of all knowledge, Wikipedia.org (Jeeves was busy answering other questions), I decided to research, and I'm hear to share my findings with you, so you too can spread Kwanzaa joy to the world[…]
Why do Jurassic Park dinosaurs never eat the hands?