Welcome!
(or Holla!)
(or Hola!)
Whoever decided that it was a good idea for me to get my own website should get a big hug, just like the guy who invented the swivel chair. Feel free to look around, find out about me or read some columns.
On an unrelated note, it snowed for a while today. This is how people react:
- Yay, it's snowing! Christmas is almost here!
- Yay, it's snowing! And it's Christmas!
- Why the hell is it still snowing? Christmas is over.
What we should be expecting by the end of the year:
- Ten more Guitar Hero games.
- More snow. I know, but you live in Michigan; get over it.
- A fan of Twilight and a fan of Harry Potter in a cage fight ot the death.
If reading doesn't tickle your fancy, try listening to some awesome music.
Featured fake news
Recent storm takes Michigan by surprise
Posted by Chris on December 10, 2009
Filed under Fake news
Citizens have been urged to close their windows, lock their doors, and wait for the storm to pass. Meteorologists speculate that Snow will last at least another four months. According to Stan Thunder, a local weatherman, people should have expected this monstrosity a lot sooner. "The warning signs were all there; it was nearing the end of the year, the temperature was getting colder."[…]
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Featured column
Ya wanna Kwanzaa?
Posted by Chris on December 25, 2009
Filed under 2009
I also know practically nil about Kwanzaa. So, to find out a little more about Kwanzaa -true story- I decided to type "Kwanzaa" in the URL bar on my Mac, as I apparently have no idea how to use a computer, either. After working out the necessary kinks and finding the fountain of all knowledge, Wikipedia.org (Jeeves was busy answering other questions), I decided to research, and I'm hear to share my findings with you, so you too can spread Kwanzaa joy to the world[…]
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Featured Rumination
Dinosaurs
Posted by Chris on December 30, 2009
Filed under Ruminations
Why do Jurassic Park dinosaurs never eat the hands?
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