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My music

Here are some songs that I made in GarageBand. They're in .m4a format.

All the Things I'm Sick and Tired Of

My first (and only) album, that ended up being an experiment to draw influences from different places for each track.

  1. Intro
  2. Wait for the Album!! Hip-hop
  3. Digital Canada Daft Punk
  4. When the Girl Walks Out On Me (She's Like Honey) The White Stripes
  5. Christmastime is in the Air Holiday music
  6. Sunflower The Postal Service
  7. The Bomb Will Go Off Rage Against the Machine
  8. My Fedora is for Sale Piano jazz
  9. Shapeshifter Beck
  10. If the Same Were to Happen Hootie & the Blowfish
  11. If I'm Not There, I'll Be There Country ballad
  12. Me3

These Ideas - EP

Taken from the line in the movie Orange County: "Man, I get these ideas just burnin' through my skull."

  1. These Ideas
  2. Drowsy Sword A palindrome song
  3. Chill Pill
  4. Tasty Burger EXPLICIT LYRICS
  5. I Don't Go Anywhere These Days
  6. Bueller Bueller Bueller EXPLICIT LYRICS
  7. Something Massive

SPF22 - Single

An attempt at a parody of Baz Luhrmann's song "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)." I never figured out any lyrics and it ended up sounding more like an instrumental version of "Pepper" by The Butthole Surfers.

  1. SPF22 (Instrumental Version)

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Recent storm takes Michigan by surprise

Posted by Chris on December 10, 2009
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Citizens have been urged to close their windows, lock their doors, and wait for the storm to pass. Meteorologists speculate that Snow will last at least another four months. According to Stan Thunder, a local weatherman, people should have expected this monstrosity a lot sooner. "The warning signs were all there; it was nearing the end of the year, the temperature was getting colder."[…]

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Ya wanna Kwanzaa?

Posted by Chris on December 25, 2009
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I also know practically nil about Kwanzaa. So, to find out a little more about Kwanzaa -true story- I decided to type "Kwanzaa" in the URL bar on my Mac, as I apparently have no idea how to use a computer, either. After working out the necessary kinks and finding the fountain of all knowledge, Wikipedia.org (Jeeves was busy answering other questions), I decided to research, and I'm hear to share my findings with you, so you too can spread Kwanzaa joy to the world[…]

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Featured Rumination

Dinosaurs

Posted by Chris on December 30, 2009
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Why do Jurassic Park dinosaurs never eat the hands?

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