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Recent storm takes Michigan by surprise

Posted by Chris on December 10, 2009
Filed under Fake news

Citizens have been urged to close their windows, lock their doors, and wait for the storm to pass. Meteorologists speculate that Snow will last at least another four months. According to Stan Thunder, a local weatherman, people should have expected this monstrosity a lot sooner. "The warning signs were all there; it was nearing the end of the year, the temperature was getting colder."[…]

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Ya wanna Kwanzaa?

Posted by Chris on December 25, 2009
Filed under 2009

I also know practically nil about Kwanzaa. So, to find out a little more about Kwanzaa -true story- I decided to type "Kwanzaa" in the URL bar on my Mac, as I apparently have no idea how to use a computer, either. After working out the necessary kinks and finding the fountain of all knowledge, Wikipedia.org (Jeeves was busy answering other questions), I decided to research, and I'm hear to share my findings with you, so you too can spread Kwanzaa joy to the world[…]

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Featured Rumination

Dinosaurs

Posted by Chris on December 30, 2009
Filed under Ruminations

Why do Jurassic Park dinosaurs never eat the hands?

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